sometimes i have like really deep thoughts like the internet is fucking incredible man i can go on google and see like 10,000 dicks in an hour and like imagine back before the internet even, you couldn’t see that many dicks in a life time. I’ve seen more dicks this week than any Babylonian prostitute did in her entire life. Amazing.
"You know, that's the same trick Katherine used to pull."
how is “slut” even an insult wtf get that dick grl
never change kanye
do you ever just get mad because you’re spending your only teenage years feeling like you want to jump off a cliff while other people are having the time of their lives and being in love and just being good at things and you’re just kind of there
I can’t even.
I don’t know what to do.
If I get bad grades it can legit ruin everything.
When I sleep I get nightmares.
All I want is for this week and school year to be over. I don’t know what to do anymore. I can’t even.
OH MY GOD WHAT IF LIKE I ACTUALLY FAIL OH MY FREAKING GOD IM FREAKINF OUT NOW IM OFFICIALLY FREAKING THE FUCK OUT OMFG
urban dictionary has saved me from asking so many awkward questions
new pickup line: i hate a lot of people but i don’t hate you
my brother made a ‘hammock’ and has been watching tv like that for an hour
2x04 v. 4x23; Katherine and Elena. A request by pineapplefactor.
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